La Choza
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La Choza
Vacation Home

* Mountain Views * Heated Salt Pool * Stunning Kitchen *

  • 6 Guests
  • 2 Bedrooms
  • 4 Beds
  • 2 Bathrooms


Welcome to La Choza! ☀️


We customized and handcrafted every inch of La Choza to evoke the perfect blend of high desert retreat vibes that will leave you feeling refreshed, relaxed, and recharged. If you're into cooking and entertaining in beautiful and functional spaces, you've come to the right place! Our handcrafted kitchen is equipped for every need — perfect cookware, utensils, appliances, spices, coffee, and teas. Enjoy relaxing hot tub stays under desert skies, luxurious beds and linens, stylish outdoor lounging, stimulating games and puzzles, and a real wood-burning fire under the stars. Book now to experience the difference between a commercially operated BnB and a private vacation rental!


★ Please note that our place is best suited for 4 adults (perfect for 2 couples) but we can accommodate up to 6 people (4 adults + 2 kids) for an additional $25 per person/per day fee. Please note that we will not accept any bookings for 6 adults.


★ We offer early check-in at 2pm and late check-out at 12pm for an additional $75. Please inquire at time of booking if interested.


★ Please note that we do not accept pets of any kind; this allows us to keep our modern 29 Palms home absolutely pristine and spotless at all times :)

★ Security Deposit - we require a $200 credit card hold for all bookings. We reserve the right to keep your deposit if you leave the place a mess (requiring extra cleaning), break things, or violate our house rules. If we discover that you have a party (more than 6 guests without prior approval) we reserve the right to charge you an additional $500 for deep cleaning and additional wear and tear. Please respect the property and the rules :)



★ In-Ground Pool ★

We designed and built our heated salt pool rental with both aesthetics and functionality in mind. Although small, it delivers a totally fresh and unique experience that keeps your body cool and your mind curious. Smooth round edges evoke relaxation and organically embedded gold and teal stones entertain the eyes. Expansive and unobstructed mountain views to the south and west complete the desert vibe, making La Choza the PERFECT mountain view vacation home for your next getaway :)

*We offer pool heating for an additional daily fee, please let us know when you book which days you would like to have it heated.



★ Super Fast WiFi ★

Our WiFi speed is 369 mbps — perfect for streaming on multiple devices and especially nice for remote work in your Joshua Tree area stay.



★ Level 2 EV Charger ★

We provide a level 2 EV charger for all of our guests free of charge. Please let us know if you plan to use it so we can activate it for the duration of your stay.



★ Digital Guidebook ★

After booking, you will receive a beautiful digital guidebook with all the information you could possibly need during your stay. Think of it as a house manual wrapped inside a local area guide. You'll find easy check-in and check-out instructions as well as helpful pictures and videos on how to operate everything in the house. We've covered literally everything in the guidebook so that your stay can be completely stress-free.



★ Clean Water ★

Have you ever stayed at a high-end vacation rental and thought you were getting a high-end experience, only to discover your hair and skin coarse and dry after showering? Are you concerned about exposure to toxic chemicals in your water? Don't you want to immerse yourself in a glorious pool and spa filled with crystal clean filtered (and 3rd party lab-tested) water?

Most people are unaware of the terrible water quality in the high desert and how bad it can be for your skin, hair, and health. But don't worry, we have you covered. Our custom whole-house water filter is specifically designed to remove the exact contaminant profile found in the 29 Palms water supply.

*Have a look at the EPA water report for 29 Palms (one of the last photos in our listing) to see what you're missing, and why that's a good thing :)



★ Location ★

1mi to Stater Bros

1mi to Grocery Outlet

3mi to Downtown 29 + Restaurants

4mi to Tortoise Rock Casino (Tesla Supercharger)

4mi to 49 Palms Oasis Trailhead

7mi to Indian Cove Campground

8mi to East Park Entrance

Some of the best dining in the high desert can be found just a few miles away (Kitchen in the Desert, Mara, GRND SQRL, + more!)



★ Amenities ★

- Keyless entry Level Lock + Keypad (use the app or the last 4 of your phone # for access)

- Laundry room access

- Fast wifi (369 mbps)

- Whole-house water filtration & softener (safe + clean, no heavy metals!)

- AC & heat (3 zone mini-split system w/remotes)

- Ceiling fans in bedrooms, kitchen, & living area (w/remotes)

- Dimmable lights (kitchen, living area, sunroom, back patio)

- Outlets throughout the home with USB ports for easy charging (Apple + Android cables provided)

- High chair

- Pack n' Play crib

- Kids plasticware



★ Kitchen ★

- Locally crafted, custom ash wood kitchen cabinetry (Gemini Woodworks)

- Kucht Professional gas range/oven (4 burners)

- Premium cookware (All Clad, Calphalon, Le Creuset)

- Built-in mini dishwasher (perfect for single meals)

- CuisinArt Air Fryer (toaster oven)

- NutriBullet blender

- Stagg electric water kettle

- Ceramic burr coffee grinder, french press, pour over, and drip coffee maker



★ Rooms ★

- Casper king mattresses & cozy jersey cotton bedding

- Mango wood king platform beds

- Extra twin-size daybed in master bedroom (w/additional bedding upon request)

- Desk workstations in both bedrooms



★ Bathrooms ★

- Original 1950’s Thermador wall heaters in both bathrooms

- Custom overhead multi-color lighting

- Floating concrete sinks with personal storage space beneath



★ Living Area ★

- 55” Roku TV with Netflix, Amazon Prime, & Disney Plus

- Marshall bluetooth speaker (not portable)

- Custom ladder desk workstation

- Full size sofa sleeper (w/bedding upon request)

- Stimulating games & puzzles



★ General ★

- Mini-split system in the sunroom (heat + cooling)

- Hallway closet with backups and extras

- Custom pillows throughout (by Hunted Fox)

- Carefully curated selection of succulents & cacti

- Cordless lightweight vacuum cleaner for easy cleanups



★ Backyard ★

- Real wood-burning fire pit, Mexican blankets, extendable metal marshmallow roasting sticks

- Outdoor games (giant dice, shuffleboard, more to come!)

- Large natural gas BBQ grill (never runs out!)

- Hot Springs hot tub (seats 5)

- Natural gas patio heater



★ Provisions ★

- Shampoo, conditioner, body wash, hand soap, lotion (Public Goods)

- Q tips and cotton pads (organic)

- Paper towels & TP

- Organic Joshua Tree Coffee Co. beans

- Organic Rishi Teas

- Organic sugar, stevia, & monk fruit

- Organic spices, salts & pepper, olive oil, etc.

- Iron, ironing board, & hair dryer

- Pack n Play travel crib (40 x 27.5 x 25.5 inches)

- High chair (3 in 1 different height options)

- Kids plastic kitchenware

- Apple & Android charging cables

- 2 yoga mats

- Firewood available on-site

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Highlights

Parking

Wireless Broadband Internet

Pictures

Double doors lead from the sun room into the kitchen and living space.

Keep the pyramid on or take it off, you choose.

The Front Room is simple and minimal, no dreamcatchers here.

Do you love to cook and entertain? We designed the space with you in mind.

Complete privacy to the south and west :)

We provide cotton pads, Q tips, soap, lotion, shampoo, conditioner, and body wash (Public Goods).

Sleeping Arrangements

2 King-size beds

1 Sofa bed

1 Single bed

Amenities

Pool & spa facilities

Outdoor hot tub

Parking & facilities

Parking

Policies

Accept credit card, Pets not allowed, Smoking not allowed

Kitchen & dining

BBQ gas, Blender, Children's high chair, Coffee machine, Cooking utensils, Dishwasher, Grill, Kitchen stove, Microwave, Oven, Refrigerator, Spices, Toaster, Vacuum cleaner, Water purifier

Location features

Mountain, Rural

Bathroom & laundry

Hair dryer, Clothes dryer, Essentials, Iron & Board, Washing machine

Heating & cooling

Air conditioning, Ceiling fans, Heating available

Entertainment

Stereo system

Internet & office

Wireless Broadband Internet

Home Safety

Carbon Monoxide Detector, Fire Extinguisher, First aid kit, Smoke Detector

House Rules

  • Credit cards accepted

  • Pets not allowed

  • Smoking not allowed

Check-in: 04:00 PM

Check-out: 10:00 AM

Policy and notes

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* Mountain Views * Heated Salt Pool * Stunning Kitchen *
Twentynine Palms, United States
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