Stunning Kitchen + Mountain Views + 8min to Park

Welcome to La Choza! ☀️

We're committed to providing you an exceptional experience, every time. We're just a text/call away when you need us.

We customized and handcrafted every inch of La Choza to evoke the perfect blend of vacation vibes that will leave you feeling refreshed, relaxed, and recharged. If you're into cooking and entertaining in beautiful and functional spaces, you've come to the right place! Whether inside or out, want for nothing as we provide everything you need to enjoy your stay - the perfect cookware, utensils, appliances, spices, coffee and teas, carefully curated sleep sanctuaries, stylish outdoor lounging, stimulating games and puzzles, and hot tub soaking with a real wood burning fire under the stars ✨

We invite you to come stay with us and experience the difference between a commercial BnB and a custom-curated vacation home. We are confident you will love every minute ofyour stay!

*Please note that our place is best suited for 4 people (perfect for 2 couples) but we can accommodate up to 6 for an additional $15 per person fee.


*Level2 EV Charger*

We have a level 2 EV charger available for all of our guests (free of charge). Please let us know if you plan to use it so we can activate it for the duration of your stay.

*Digital Guidebook*

After booking, you will receive a beautiful digital guidebook with all the information you could possibly need during your stay. Think of it as a house manual wrapped inside a local area guide. You'll find easy check-in and check-out instructions as well as helpful pictures and videos on how to operate everything in the house. We've covered literally everything in the guidebook so that your stay can be completely stress-free.

*Clean Water*

Have you ever stayed at a high-end vacation rental and thought you were getting a high-end experience, only to discover your hair and skin coarse and gristly after showering? Are you concerned about exposure to toxic chemicals in your water? Wouldn't you prefer to immerse yourself in a glorious spa full of crystal clean filtered (and 3rd party lab-tested) water?

Most people are unaware of the terrible water quality in the high desert and how bad it can be for your skin, hair, and health.But don't worry we have you covered. Our custom whole-house water filters are specificallydesigned to remove the exact contaminants found in the 29 Palms water supply.

*Have a look at the EPA water report for 29 Palms (one of the last photos in our listing) to see what you're missing, and why that's a good thing :)

*Location*

1mi to Stater Bros

1mi to Grocery Outlet

3mi to Downtown 29 + Restaurants

4mi to Tortoise Rock Casino (Tesla Supercharger)

4mi to 49 Palms Oasis Trailhead

7mi to Indian Cove Campground

8mi to East Park Entrance

Some of the best dining in the high desert can be found just a few miles away (Kitchen in the Desert, Mara, GRND SQRL, + more!)

*Amenities*

- Keyless entry (August Lock + Keypad)

- Laundry room access (additional $25 fee)

- Fast wifi (365 mbps)

- Whole-house water filtration & softener (safe + clean, no heavy metals!)

- AC & heat (3 zone mini-split system w/remotes)

- Ceiling fans in bedrooms, kitchen, & living area (w/remotes)

- Dimmable lights (kitchen, living area, sunroom, back patio)

- Outlets throughout the home with USB ports for easy charging (Apple + Android cables provided)

- High chair

- Pack n' Play crib

- Kids plasticware

*Kitchen*

- Locally crafted, custom ash wood kitchen cabinetry (Gemini Woodworks)

- Kucht Professional gas range/oven

- Premium cookware (All Clad, Calphalon, Le Creuset)

- Built-in mini dishwasher (perfect for single meals)

- CuisinArt Air Fryer

- NutriBullet blender

- Stagg electric water kettle

- Ceramic burr coffee grinder, french press, pour over, and drip

*Rooms*

- Casper king mattresses & cozy cotton bedding

- Mango wood king platform beds

- Extra twin-size daybed in master bedroom (w/bedding)

- Desk workstations in both bedrooms

*Bathrooms*

- Original 1950’s Thermador wall heaters in both bathrooms

- Custom overhead multi-color lighting

- Floating concrete sinks with personal storage space beneath

*Living Area*

- Roku TV with Netflix, Amazon Prime, & Disney Plus

- Marshall bluetooth speaker (not portable)

- Custom ladder desk workstation

- Full size sofa sleeper (w/bedding)

- Stimulating games & puzzles

*General*

- Infrared heater in sun room (for late dinners in the winter)

- Hallway closet with backups and extras

- Custom pillows throughout (by Hunted Fox)

- Carefully curated selection of succulents & cacti

- Cordless lightweight vacuum cleaner for easy cleanups

*Backyard*

- Real wood-burning fire pit, Mexican blankets, marshmallow roasting sticks

- Outdoor games (giant dice, shuffleboard, more to come!)

- Large natural gas BBQ grill (never runs out!)

- Hot Springs hot tub (seats 5)

- Natural gas patio heater

*Provisions*

- Shampoo, conditioner, body wash, hand soap, lotion (Public Goods)

- Q tips and cotton pads (organic)

- Paper towels & TP

- Organic Joshua Tree Coffee Co.

- Organic Rishi Teas

- Organic sugar, stevia, & monk fruit

- Organic spices, salts & pepper, olive oil, etc.

- Iron, ironing board, & hair dryer

- Pack n Play travel crib (40 x 27.5 x 25.5 inches)

- High chair (3 in 1 different height options)

- Kids plastic kitchenware

- Apple & Android charging cables

- Firewood

*STRICT NO PET POLICY*

In order to accommodate guests with severe allergies to pet hair and dander (ourselves included), we cannot allow any pets at our property (including emotional support animals). If we determine that a pet was brought onto the property without our knowledge, we will charge $250 for a full-property deep cleaning.

*Access and Parking*

You have access to the entire house and 1 acre property. Sincethere are no neighbors to the south and west, feel free to walk the trails and explore the nearby mesa for an expansive view of the valley.

There is a huge parking area in the front with a drive-thru driveway for quick and easy loading/unloading right at the door.


*Communication*

We are local and can answer any questions you may have about the house or the area.Feel free to have as little or as much contact as you like, we want you to feel 100% comfortable during your stay.

*Wildlife*

We are located in the desert with lots of native wildlife.You might see rabbits, coyotes, mice, beetles, snakes, spiders, etc. Keep in mind that the desert is their home and it's all part of the experience. The backyard is fully fenced for additional protection.

*Security*

For your safety we have a front doorbell camera, front patio camera, and two rooftop cameras pointing away on both sides of the house as well as motion lights on the front porch and sides of the house. These are primarily intended for theft deterrence during vacancy but can also be helpful in letting us know when you have arrived and checked out. We respect your privacy and do not snoop on our guests :)

*Septic*

Like most homes in the desert, we are on a septic system so please do not flush anything down the toilets other than toilet paper.

*Wifi*

There is excellent cell phone service at the house and we have extremely fast internet (365mbps).

*Morning Light*

We have lots of natural light at La Choza! While we do have roll up shades on all the windows, they are not blackout. If you're a late sleeper, we recommend bringing a sleep mask.